You, Pranay Suresh, Valentino Vie and Adriaan Zef like this.
Adriaan Zef : I can't be mad at you. I can't! I really love you. When do we play chess again, hon?
Adriaan Zef :
This is our last conversation, it is memorabilia :
Adriaan Zef ► Cisca Zarmansyah
I get a couple seconds dizziness every time I turn my head. Darling, do you mind if we play chess at this weekend? Hmm, ... I miss that, I really want it. If you can beat me in ten steps, I'll treat you. We go to China town to buy whatever your favorite things. Will you?
Cisca Zarmansyah and Adriaan Zef like this.
Cisca Zarmansyah: Zef, what's the point of pawns? They're like the only line of people who dare to die, but this sucks! Occasionally they become a barrier step of my king.
Adriaan Zef: Why do you say so? Pawns are very useful,... even though all the steps depend on the player's strategy.
Cisca Zarmansyah: Need support?
Adriaan Zef: Sure! My dear, all the things have quality and value. Pawn's value is 1, Knight and Bishop each has a value of 3, the Rook is 5, and Queen is 10.
Cisca Zarmansyah: King has no value. If he dies, then this game is over!
Adriaan Zef: That's why we need to make accurate and strategic steps!
Cisca Zarmansyah: How?
Adriaan Zef: The first step is already clear, this is a certainty. We need support!
Cisca Zarmansyah: Zef, I'm a little bored with classical steps in which the pawns always go first, then it's followed by the knight's step, then the bishop begins to step in to perform castling with the king, then followed by the arena's mastery. And of course I would prefer it if you don't rush to give a pseudo check, if it has no meaning.
Adriaan Zef: So what is your will, hmm? Any other ideas?
Cisca Zarmansyah: I want the more extreme game, and I need three members who support each other.
Adriaan Zef: ....This tends to extremes, my dear. Theoretically, our defense will be weak, be reduced. If our opponents are wily, I think we don't use tactics like that, because the games's flow will become irregular, extreme and this condition is unstable.
Cisca Zarmansyah: So, what kind of games you offer?
Adriaan Zef: It's a little extreme. We seek the King's weakness. We focus the game on a blank space that is not protected by the queen. If we can reach the place with requirement to use the support, then we can win quickly.
Cisca Zarmansyah:.... It could be considered. But of course all this depends on quality and experience of the players themselves.
Adriaan Zef: Yeah,... at least this is quite sufficient to resist a beginner.
Cisca Zarmansyah: Zef Ouch, I hate to say this! There's a condition in which they only make my king to be cornered, even they can indirectly kill my King! .... eheheheeh....
Adriaan Zef:
Cisca Zarmansyah: This is too standard.
Adriaan Zef: ...
Cisca Zarmansyah: Mmm.... what do you think if the Kings and Queens should play outside the arena? Let them lose their leader! .... hahaaaha
Adriaan Zef:
Cisca Zarmansyah: hehehee...maybe yes, but we can realize the desire with a half-sleepy, so that we can't distinguish them!
Adriaan Zef: I have an idea!
Cisca Zarmansyah: What is that?
Adriaan Zef: ... heheheehhh.....
Cisca Zarmansyah: Blue Beard,.... The King also should have a step like the soldier's step. He should be able to protect himself!
Adriaan Zef: If so, then he should still in place! Stand up on the edge! And don't enter the game arena!
Cisca Zarmansyah:
Adriaan Zef: I dunno, maybe it's time for us to stare at each other. =D
Cisca Zarmansyah : Hmmm...so, the King's steps should be dynamic and flexible. The King must not die!
Adriaan Zef: Can we promote the Pawn to be the King?
Cisca Zarmansyah :.... Two Kings in a palace? eheheehhe...
Adriaan Zef: Why not? Such as regeneration among leaders.
Cisca Zarmansyah: Without the Queen's consent?
Adriaan Zef: Yes,.... hehehe ... because it's necessary to maintain the supremacy of the King's power.
Cisca Zarmansyah: hahahaaaa ... Crazy idea! The King has kids? Auw ... it means we have to eliminate all pawns on the opposite side ... ahahahaaa
Adriaan Zef: Sssh... it's morning, honey.
Cisca Zarmansyah: Meh!.... eep Zef, hahaaa ...the King is cloned?
Adriaan Zef: Hahahaa...
Adriaan Zef: I love you darling. You are my Queen of the most intelligent. I need you.
Cisca Zarmansyah: Thank you, Blue Beard. But now you are not the only King for me.
Adriaan Zef:
Cisca Zarmansyah: Thank you for your understanding.
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Cisca Zarmansyah: You don't give a specific sign, it makes the complexity. I give a little change, but it doesn't change the meaning.
Adriaan Zef : You know how to make things better.
Valentino Vie: Do you remember this?
"Baby, Don't you think that if we can't give checkmate, then the game is drawn?!" (Added February 6)
Cisca Zarmansyah likes this.
■ Cisca Zarmansyah: Mmh, this is the most thrilling and exciting moment. My heart beats faster...
■ Cisca Zarmansyah: Who's the King?
■ Valentino Vie: Aaarghhh.... yes baby, sweet darling, my woman, ..... I've to admit it! You're a most skillful in reading minds. Okay, I give up!
■ Valentino Vie: Actually I want you in the pat position. I'm very happy to be in a situation where I can say to you, "Don't go anywhere! If you move, you die!" But it means I have to allow myself to play the Queen's role. What the heck! hahahaa... I can't! I'm a King.
■ Cisca Zarmansyah: Which King?
■ Valentino Vie: Doh!!... in situations like this, ... I want to suckle on your nipples, baby ... or as it's still clear in my memory,... usually you will chose for me the color matching socks with my shirt....
The answer is within you. Tell me!
■ Cisca Zarmansyah: The problem now is the turn of anyone to move. There are only two possibilities: you're the White King, or you're the black king. If now is your turn as a White King -- and of course you don't want to move, because if you move then you die -- then the game ends in a draw , because if you don't move, no matter how long... I can't kill you!
If now is my turn, then there will be a couple of King and Queen who don't make any progressive on their steps, but only a romp with each other until .... ( knows how long, maybe until I'm upset and slap your face earnestly, say, "You take too much all my time to deal with this stupidity! Who do you think you are? Who do you think we are? Are we the Romeo and Juliet who intoxicated by romance?" --- ehehe-heeh..)
But if you're the black King, to me you're a weak minded king by letting your queen play too long with the opponent's king. Eh-he-ehe...
Listen to me, my King. I'm willing to die for you. I do, but don't stand too far from me. Please stand on one step behind me. So if I die, you can easily kill the king who has killed me. And you'll be the winner of this game.
But if you stand too far behind me, hmm... on the moments after my death, both of you like the kings who look stupid, the kings who don't feel defeated, but don't also feel the victory. Maybe you guys are the unhappy kings ....ehhehe (Well, we can laugh without intent to laugh, but one thing is certain. You lost me: your Queen!
I dunno when both of you, the Two Stupid Kings could become closer for the purpose of killing each other.. it takes too long time, because there's always a distance between you.
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